Anya: I'm imagining having sex with him again.
Buffy: Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.

I feel like I should post good Anya scenes here. And...this is one of her best. If you, like, want to cry a lot. From the season five episode "The Body."

Okay! Anya was, in her prime, a revenge demon named Anyanka, operating from 880 to 1998 punishing men who cheated on their wives/girlfriends/lovers. So, here's the deal! If your character was around during that time and possibly being somehow a bad person to women (loose interpretation here is okay if you want), or being a woman who got cheated on somehow, comment here if you'd like to work out some camp canon for them possibly having dated each other. I'm also willing to bend universes (obviously!) for some non-earth worlds if people want--Anyanka was obviously very powerful and okay with altering dimensions, so I feel like if anyone wants to do this for the crack, I am good with bending time and space.

Anyone interested?

Age: 1140, looks around 18.
Height: 5'5"
Medical Info: Nothing outstanding, I don't think. She's a regular human, and she shouldn't ping as an ex-demon, because she's just a normal human now.
Eyes: Brown.
Hair: Ahaha. Ha. I. Never really have picked what hairstyle to go with. If you look at her icons, you might notice it goes through like SEVEN COLORS and EIGHTEEN STYLES and god I don't even know. From where I took her from, it should be like in this icon, but she's gotten it cut and recolored by Hush (six episodes later), so I would suggest just...not dwelling on Anya's hair.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Please don't spoiler her about the end of the series.
Abilities: None.
Notes for the Psychics: Anya basically speaks her mind. So penis penis penis Xander I hate men penis.
Maim/Murder/Death: I'd rather not, and please contact me first. At the point I've taken her from, Anya is very unfamiliar with her own mortality.
Cooking: I can't specifically remember, but I'm pretty sure just...no.

So sometimes something makes you love a character. And there are lots of reasons I love Anya. Like I'm blind. But let's just go with this for now:

ANYA: Xander!
XANDER: Well, hey, it's demon Anya, punisher of evil males. Still haven't got your powers back? (serious) You haven't right?
ANYA: No. I will, though. It's just a matter of time.
XANDER: So now, how did that work? Women would wish horrible things upon their ex-boyfriends. You'd show up and make it happen.
ANYA: That's right. The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.
XANDER: Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.
ANYA: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millenium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
XANDER: Then why you talking to me?
ANYA: (averts her eyes) I don't have a date for the prom.
XANDER: Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
ANYA: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
XANDER: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.
ANYA: You know, this happens to be all your fault.
XANDER: My fault?
ANYA: You were unfaithful to Cordelia so I took on the guise of a twelfth-grader to tempt her with the Wish. When I lost my powers I got stuck in this persona, and now I have all these feelings. I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.
XANDER: Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?
ANYA: You're not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha males around here. Plus I know you don't have a date.
XANDER: I haven't settled on anyone yet.
ANYA: Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
XANDER: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.
ANYA: Whatever. Look, do you wanna go with me or not?

[cut to OZ: Anya, huh? Interesting choice.]